Dagens Chuck!

Chuck Norris does´nt believe in santa, 

he is santa.

tihi tihi tihi/J

Dagens Chuck!

Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, 

Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.

Dagens Chuck!

Chuck Norris doesn't think much of 

the Big Bang...

He can bang bigger!

Dagens Chuck!

In Scrabble, if you spell the word 

CHUCKNORRIS, 

you win... forever.

Dagens Chuck!

Chuck Norris once had to face reality,

reality lost...

Dagens Chuck!

Chuck Norris spolar inte....

Han skrämmer skiten ur den!

Dagens Chuck!

Chuck Norris och Stålmannen hade en 
gång ett vad, 

den som förlorade fick bära 
underbyxorna utanpå kläderna!